Simon visits Otake (Nakanoshima)
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: Otake (Nakanoshima). A volcano! I’m still excited. And with that we begin this week with a very obtuse reference to...
View ArticleEight Statements You Should Never Make
Want to know how to make yourself look slightly ignorant? Here are several ideas you may insert into one of many orifices you find difficult to clean in the shower. “I really hate the taste of...
View ArticleWho to follow/like on Twitter/Facebook
Let’s assume, for a second, that you’re heinous. I know, I know: You? You’d never be heinous! Heinous is a bad thing! Like classes that don’t allow laptops or the fact that Tim Pawlenty was so...
View Article12 Signs You’re an Introvert
It’s super hard to be an introvert, you guys. We totally don’t like parties and stuff, and casual small talk? Forget it, amirite? Share this on your friend’s Facebook page and point out which numbers...
View ArticleFour Things About Women All Guys Should Know
Dear men, Someday, if you’re lucky, you might have a wife or girlfriend.* And there’s a lot you don’t know. Hell, you’ve barely found the clitoris. Ignorance is a huge turn-off. How can a lady ever...
View ArticleFlavors of the Week at Steve’s Ice Cream Shop After His Wife Karen Left Him...
Toffee Temptation You Couldn’t Resist And Now My Life Is Over Vanilla ice cream with Heath Bar pieces and a chocolate fudge swirl It’s Bananas That You Think Carl Is Half The Man I Am Banana flavored...
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